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Specials good 10/21-10/24/2015 or while supplies last!

Hello Everyone!

This week we have some great specials as I'm guessing there is going to be a LOT of yard work getting
done this weekend with no Packers game!  A couple great grilling items to put on while raking the leaves: Boneless & Skinless Chicken Breasts, Fresh Canadian Salmon, and, of course, our Brats of the Week (Jacobs own Bacon Brats and Jacobs own Taco Brats).  If you'd like to put a roast in the slow cooker while you are hard at work, we have a great Sirloin Tip Roast on sale for just $4.99lb.  Great for cutting up in smaller pieces and making Hot Beef out of or keeping it in 1 chunk and slicing it when it's ready to eat!  Great sides this week are Jacobs-own Summer Sausage (A great hors d'oeuvres) and Cole Slaw!  Yummy!

A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to, and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. As luck would have it, the quiet place he chose happened to be on one of the city's major jogging routes. No sooner had he settled back to snooze when there came a knocking on his window. He looked out and saw a jogger running in place.
"Yes?"
"Excuse me, sir," the jogger said, "do you have the time?" The man looked at the car clock and answered, "8:15". The jogger said thanks and left. The man settled back again, and was just dozing off when there was another knock on the window and another jogger.
"Excuse me, sir, do you have the time?"
"8:25!"
The jogger said thanks and left. Now the man could see other joggers passing by and he knew it was only a matter of time before another one disturbed him. To avoid the problem, he got out a pen and paper and put a sign in his window saying, "I do not know what time it is!" Once again he settled back to sleep. He was just dozing off when there was another knock on the window.
"Sir, sir? It's 8:45!."