Specials good today-4/13/2013 or while supplies last

Hello Everyone!

I hope everyone is over the shock of the weather today...wait it's Wisconsin, there shouldn't ever be any
 surprises, right?  Well, we have another great week of specials this week including Fresh Extra Lean Ground Chuck, Jacobs-own Mettwurst (my favorite), Ring Liver Sausage, Oven-ready Meatloaf and Boneless Pork Roasts.  Also this week we have a feature that gets a lot of people excited is our Chicken Tenders.  They're really versatile as you can bake them, fry them, skewer them and grill them...you can do virtually anything with them.  I like them in stir fry, or wrapped in bread crumbs and baked, myself, but you can do anything with them that you could do with a Boneless Chicken Breast...but they're smaller strips.  If you know how much you want, please either e-mail or call with your order.

The light turned yellow, just in front of him.
He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman behind him was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door.
She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake.
You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him.
I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do?' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me To Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally...I assumed you had stolen the car.''