Hello Everyone!
Another great week of specials from Boneless Chicken Breasts to Chili Cheese and Jalapeno Cheddar
Brats. Also this week we are featuring our Natural Angus Sirloin Steaks for $2.50lb OFF!!! They are raised on Cattle ranches in Colorado, and humanely raised. They are fed a specially-formulated vegetarian diet and raised without ANY hormones or growth promotants! They're raised the way that cattle used to be raised...before the larger farms ruined the cattle industry and only cared about their bottom line. Taste the difference of Natural Beef vs. the stuff that you can buy in the larger stores. We're starting with the Sirloin Steaks, and if people are liking it as much as we do here, we will convert all of our steaks to this program. With the price being only $6.99lb this week, you can buy them and try them out for yourself and make your own choice.
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull.
The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store.
The attorney for the railroad immediately cornered the rancher and tried to get him to settle out of court. The lawyer did his best selling job, and finally the rancher agreed to take half of what he was asking.
After the rancher had signed the release and took the check, the young lawyer couldn't resist gloating a little over his success, telling the rancher, "You know, I hate to tell you this, old man, but I put one over on you in there. I couldn't have won the case. The engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the train went through your ranch that morning. I didn't have one witness to put on the stand. I bluffed you!"
The old rancher replied, "Well, I'll tell you, young feller, I was a little worried about winning that case myself, because that durned bull came home this morning."