Weekly Specials good 1/18-1/21/2023 or while supplies last!

 Hello Everyone!

This week brings us to our biggest sale item of all-time!  It's the GOAT of Sale Items!  It's, none other than, Ground Chuck!  We have a GREAT price of $3.99lb on it this week while supplies last!  Our normal price is $5.99lb, so this is a great price on the best-selling item in the store. Also on sale is Frozen Walleye, Fresh Pork Tenderloins, Jacobs own Chicken Italian Sausage, Jacobs own Breakfast Links and Boneless Country-style Pork Ribs. Rounding out the Specials are Jacobs own Philly Cheese Brats and YUGE Chicken Drumsticks!

Little Johnny, about eight years old, was here at the Jacobs Meat Market picking out a large size box of laundry detergent. I walked over and trying to be friendly, asked him if he had a lot of laundry to do.
"Nope, no laundry," Little Johnny said, "I'm going to wash my dog."
"But, you shouldn't use this to wash your dog. It's very powerful and if you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him," I told him.
But, the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergent to the counter and paid June for it, even as I still tried to talk him out of washing his dog.
About a week later, Little Johnny was back in the store to buy some candy. I asked him how his dog was doing.
"Oh, he died," he said.
I, trying not to be an "I-told-you-so" said he was sorry the dog died, but added, "I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on your dog."
"Well," Johnny replied, "I don't think it was the detergent that killed him."
"Oh? What was it then?" I asked.
"I think it was the spin cycle!"