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One day at a busy
airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for
the pilot to show up so they can get under way.
The pilot and copilot
finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the
cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; the pilot is
using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he
stumbles down the aisle. The copilot is using a guide dog. Both have
their eyes covered with sunglasses.
At first, the passengers do not
react thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. After a few
minutes though, the engines start revving, and the airplane begins
moving down the runway.The passengers look at each other with some
uneasiness. They start whispering among themselves and look desperately
to the stewardesses for reassurance.Yet, the plane starts
accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking. Some passengers are
praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the
runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical.
When the
plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden change
in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once. At the very
last moment, the plane lifts off and is airborne.Up in the cockpit,
the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot: "You know,
one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we aren't
going to know when to take off!"