Hello Everyone!
We have some great specials this week! We have: Boneless Pork Chops/Roasts, Canadian Walleye Fillets, Jacobs own Ring Bologna, Excellent Turkey Breast Lunchmeat and some (Hard to find, I guess) Green Split Peas. Also this week we have our famous Chicken Club Roasts, which are Boneless Chicken Breasts stuffed with Ham, Turkey, Cheddar Cheese, and, of course, BACON. We've been making them for years and it's a family favorite of ours for sure! Our Brats of the Week are Jacobs own Philly Cheese Steak Brats, and Jacobs own Bacon Brats. Come on in and enjoy some free bologna while you wait! :)
Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He goes to the emergency room.
The doctor says, "Yuck! Well, give me the fingers, and I'll see what I can do."
Jon says, "I haven't got the fingers."
The doctor says, "What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? It's 2020. We've got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring the fingers?"
Jon says, "DOC, how was I supposed to pick them up???"
