Weekly Specials good 7/22-7/25/2020 or while supplies last!

Hello Everyone!

This week we have some great specials including Roasting Chickens, Smoked Pork Chops, Jacobs own

 Ring Liver Sausage, Porketta Roasts and Bacon-wrapped London Broils.  We also have Clark Gable Roasts, which are Boneless Pork Loin Roasts tied to a Beef Tenderloin. Our Brats of the Week this week are: Jacobs own Taco Brats and Jacobs own Bacon Cheeseburger Brats, which are just $4.49lb.

It was a sunny Saturday morning, and Mike was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse speaker--
"Would the gentleman on the Ladies Tee please back up to the Men's Tee!"
Mike, still deep in his routine, seemed impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement--
"Would the man on the Ladies Tee kindly back up to the Men's tee, PLEASE!"
Mike had had enough. He turned and shouted, "Would the announcer in the clubhouse kindly shut up and let me play my second shot!"

BONUS JOKE!!!

A man looked at the menu at the airport restaurant, and saw that the sandwiches were named for planes.
"I'll have a 'jumbo jet'," he said.
When the order arrived, he was disappointed to see how small his burger was, but he ate it anyway.
He called his waiter over. "Was that the 'jumbo jet'?" he asked.
"Yeah," the waiter answered. "Went pretty fast, didn't it?"