Hello Everyone!
This week brings us great Surf & Turf Specials. We have Beef & Pork Tenderloins on sale along with
Fresh, Wild Gulf Shrimp and Door County Cherry Smoked Salmon. We also have Door County Cherry Marinated Chicken Breasts (most popular marinated Chicken Breasts that we do) and Jacobs-own Smoked or Fresh Kielbasa and, of course, our Brats of the Week: Buffalo-style Chicken Brats and Beer Can Chicken Brats for $3.79lb!
An elderly man goes into his doctors office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says, "I'm sorry Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition which only allows you another 6 weeks to live."
"But Doctor," Bill replied, "I feel great. I haven't felt better in years. This just can't be true. Isn't there anything I can do?"
After a moment the doctor said, "Well, you might start going down the street to that new health spa and take a mud bath every day."
Excitedly Bill asked, "And that will cure me?"
"No," replied the doctor, "but it will get you used to the dirt."