BACON Specials good 8/29-9/1/2018 or while supplies last!

Hello Everyone!

Happy Pre-National Bacon Day!!  That's right, National Bacon Day is coming up THIS Saturday!!  To

celebrate everything bacon, we have all of our Bacon Products on sale!  We have our Original, Home-cured, Home-smoked Bacon for just $5.49lb, Salt-free, Sugar-Free, Nitrate-Free Bacon for $5.99lb and Canadian Bacon for just $4.99lb.  We also have our Bacon Cheeseburgers, Bacon Cheeseburger Brats, Bacon Brats, and, of course, Bacon-wrapped London Broils and Bacon-wrapped Tenderloin Steaks!

There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!"
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"
The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was US$300.
The Japanese exclaimed, "Wah... so expensive!"
There upon, the driver yelled back, "Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!"