Steak Extravaganza 2018 is happening THIS WEEK here at Jacobs Meat Market! We have Beef
Tenderloins, USDA Choice: Ribeyes, T-bones, Porterhouse Steaks and NY Strip Steaks at excellent prices. We also have our USDA Choice Natural Angus Sirloin Steaks for just $8.39lb! All of our steaks are on sale. Also, with the purchase of 2 steaks, you will receive a FREE package of Prime Rib Seasoning (Limit 1)...the BEST seasoning to put on steaks, burgers, and vegetables.
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."
"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had!"
