This week brings us great specials including: Bone-in Chicken Breasts, Smoked Pork Chops and Chuck
Roasts. We also have Fresh Bristol Bay Wild Sockeye Salmon for just $14.99lb! CLICK HERE to see more information on the Bristol Bay Wild Sockeye Salmon. It's a great resource for cooking ideas, pictures, and you can actually see the people that work on the boats!We also have our Jacobs own Ring Bologna, Ring Mettwurst (similar to Kielbasa) and, of course, our Brats of the Week: Jacobs own Taco and Jacobs own Buffalo-style Chicken Brats.
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I'm broke and haven't got any money!'' And she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
"Don't be too hasty," he said, "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "Now, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.''
The old lady stepped back and said, ''Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning!"
