Hello Everyone!
It's Ground Chuck Week!! We have our Fresh, Extra-Lean Ground Chuck on sale this week for just
$4.29lb (or $3.99lb if you purchase 7.37# or more in 1 package). We grind our Ground Chuck Fresh multiple times a day, and people really appreciate it! Along with the Ground Chuck, we also have Jacobs own Ring Bologna, Ring Mettwurst, Boneless Chuck Roasts, and Bone-in Chicken Breasts on sale too! Our Brats of the Week, this week, are Jacobs own Taco Brats as well as Buffalo-style Spicy Chicken Brats, both just $3.79lb!
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.
Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?"
Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65."
Cop: "Oh sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!
Sister: Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful.
At this point the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling.
Cop: Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something terrible.
Sister: Oh, we just got off of highway 119.