It's Father's Day Week here at Jacobs Meat Market, and everywhere else, for what it's worth...but here we
For all you golfing fathers:
It was a sunny Saturday morning on the course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine on the #1 hole. Visualizing my upcoming shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker.
"Would the gentleman on the Ladies Tee back up to the Men's Tee, please!!"
I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement--"Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S Tee kindly back up to the Men's Tee."
I finally stopped, turned, looked through the clubhouse window directly at the person with the mic and shouted back, "Would the person in the clubhouse kindly be quiet and let me play my second shot?!?"
Happy Father's Day to all of you fathers out there! Enjoy the day!