This week brings us great specials on Great items here at Jacobs Meat Market! We have 2 of our top 10 \
sale items: Fresh, All-Natural Boneless & Skinless Chicken Breasts at just $2.69lb, and our USDA Choice Boneless Ribeye Steaks at just $9.99lb! We also have a NEW item this week...Reinvent Ferment's Kimchi. Reinvent Ferment is a newer company based here in Appleton, and has all sorts of Fermented product. We are carrying their Curry Cauliflower, GOK (Garlic, Onion & Kraut), Harvest Kraut, and Kimchi (on sale this week). They will be here THIS Saturday from 10-Noon sampling their delicious products! Also on sale, we have Jacobs own Summer Sausage (plain or garlic), Jacobs own Buttery Prime Rib Beef Jerky (A hit with everyone that tries it), and, back by popular demand, we have our Brats of the Week: Jacobs own Buffalo-style HOT Chicken Brats and Jacobs own Beer Brats, both just $3.79lb this week. Lastly, we have a Bone-in Pork Chop Special...Regular-cut OR Stuffed Pork Chops are $2.49lb, and the Thick-cut Griller Chops are just $2.99lb. Facebook Special this week is Bone-in Country-style Pork Ribs for just 99¢lb!!"What happened?" asked the hospital visitor to the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed.
"Well, I went down to Margate at the weekend and decided to take a ride on the roller coaster. As we came up to the top of the highest loop, I noticed a little sign by the side of the track. I tried to read it but it was very small and I couldn’t make it out."
"I was so curious that I decided to go round again, but we went by so quickly that I couldn’t see what the sign said."
"By now, I was determined to read that sign so I went round a third time. As we reached the top, I stood up in the car to get a better view."
"And did you manage to see what the sign said this time?" asked the visitor.
"Yes."
"What did it say?"
"Don’t stand up in the car!"
