This week is St. Patrick's Day Weekend! We have our famous Corned Beef on sale this
week! We have the Corned Beef Points and Whole Corned Beef Briskets for just $5.29lb. We have the Flats (more preferred) at $6.49lb. The nice thing here is that you can have just the right size cut for you. If you don't want to make a whole meal, we also have a couple of options for you to get in the spirit...we have our Corned Beef & Cabbage Brats (St. Patty's Day in a casing) as well as Corned Beef Lunchmeat as well. Lamb Stew Meat and Jacobs own Summer Sausage round out the "Meat" portion of our specials, followed up by our Lenten Specials: Fresh Norwegian Salmon, Bay Shore Clam Chowder, Seafood Stuffed Salmon Pinwheels and FRESH, Wild Swordfish!!
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient.
"Sir," the usher said, "if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."
Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police.
The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?"
"Sam," the man moaned.
"Where ya from, Sam?" the cop asked.
And with pain in his voice, Sam replied, "The balcony."
