Well, now that the election's over, we can move on with life, right? The sun still came up and we're still
The mayor of a town was in a bar just weeks before seeking his re-election. He bought a woman a beer, to which she thanked him but wondered why a stranger would buy her a beer.
“I’m running for mayor,” he told her, “and I want your vote.”
“You got it,” she said, grabbing her glass. “Anyone’s better than the jerk who’s in there now.”