Specials good 11/2-11/5/2016 or while supplies last!

Hello Everyone!!

Well, this week, we have some great specials to bring you in!  We have our Beef Soup Bones (it's getting to
be that sort of weather), Jacobs own Mettwurst (always a favorite), Classic Smoked Salmon, Bone-in Pork Chop Specials including Regular-cut, Stuffed, and Thick-cut Tenderloin Chops, and Bone-in Country-style Pork Ribs.  This week also features a great sale item which is our Chicken Club Roast.  We start with a Chicken Breast Sheet, and stuff it with Ham, Turkey, Bacon and Cheddar Cheese.  They are delicious in the oven!!  They are like a club sandwich but rolled up in chicken!  Our Brats of the Week are Sriracha & Onion as well as Chicken Fajita!  The Sriracha & Onion Brats are one of the spiciest and the Chicken Fajita Brats are delicious in a flour tortilla topped with Sour Cream!

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in  Texas, and talked with an old rancher.  He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."
The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out into the field.
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!"  Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge?!  This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land!! No questions asked or answers given!!  Have I made myself clear......do you understand?!!"
The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......with every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety.  The officer was clearly terrified.
The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....              
"Your badge, show him your BADGE........!!"