This week brings some great specials! Some flavors of the old world, some great-American specials, and
How does a butcher introduce his wife?
My grandpa was a Knight! His name was Sir Loin!
If a butcher is 6' tall, wears size 12 shoes, and a waist size of 32, what does he weigh? Meat!
A woman walked into the store the other day just before closing time and asked, "Do you have any whole chickens?"
I looked in the back cooler and noticed we only had 1 left. I put it on the scale and it weighed 2lbs.
She said she was looking for something larger, so I brought the chicken in the back and brought the same one back out, but this time, I put my trusty thumb on the scale as well. Now the 2lb chicken weighed
"That's great," she said, "I'll take them both!"