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Specials good 9/14-9/17/2016 or while supplies last!

Hello Everyone!

Well, this week there are some great deals to be had!  We have our Bacon on sale for just $4.99lb!!!
  WOW!  We also have our Fresh, Wild Gulf Shrimp on sale for just $9.49lb!  Along with those great deals, we have Jacobs own Smoked Braunschweiger, Boneless Ribeyes and NY Strips, Maple Breakfast Links...and our Brats of the Week: Gyro Brats and Bacon Cheeseburger Brats.

A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."
The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.
She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it!"
Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as he clenches his hands on the wheels.
She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.
She says, "I want the kids too." The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, until he's up to 80 mph.
She says, "I want the car, and the checking account too."
The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?"
The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need right here."
She asks, "What's that?"
The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've got the airbag!"