Hello Everyone!
Well, it is supposed to cool down eventually, right? ;) We have great roasts on sale this week to make it
complete your nice Fall day. We have Chicken Club Roasts (Boneless Chicken Breast stuffed with Turkey, Ham, Cheese and Bacon), USDA Choice Boneless Chuck Roasts and Bone-in Beef Short Ribs (great braised or slow-cooked). Along with the roasts, we have our Jacobs own Ring Liver Sausage, Brats of the Week (Beer Brats and Fresh Polish), and a NEW twist on a traditional item: Jalapeno Bacon! Our Jalapeno Bacon is cured and smoked just like our Traditional Bacon, but we spice it up a little with Jalapenos!
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.
Saint Peter addresses this guy: "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"
The guy replies: "I'm Joe Cohen, taxi driver, of Noo Yawk City."
St. Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi driver, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
The taxi driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it's the minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Calvary Church for the last forty-three years."
St. Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
"Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was a taxi driver, and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?"
"Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed."