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Specials good 8/5-8/8/2015 or while supplies last!

Hello Everyone!

Well, this week we have some great specials pertaining to everything from Grilling items like Bone-in
Chicken Breasts, Bone-in Pork Chops and Fresh Ground Chuck Patties and, of course, our Brats of the Week:Beer Brats (our 3rd most popular brats), and Jamaican Brats (my favorite flavored brat).  If you're looking for a delicious side-item, we have our Jacobs own Baked Beans which are always a treat!  However, if you're looking to bake something in the oven, we have our Oven-ready Hamloaf (which is like a Meatloaf with Ham and Pork seasoned with Brown Sugar and Mustard MMM), our Boneless Chuck Roasts and also our Stuffed Pork Chops (always a hit!).

Husband:     My  wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come  home...
Sergeant:       What is her height?
Husband:       Gee, I'm not sure. A little over 5' tall.
Sergeant:       Weight?
Husband:       Don't  know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant:       Color of eyes?
Husband:       Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant:       Color of hair?
Husband:       Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now.  I can’t remember.
Sergeant:       What was she  wearing?
Husband:       Could  have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know  exactly.
Sergeant:       What kind of car did she go  in?
Husband:       She  went in my truck.
Sergeant:       What kind of truck was  it?
Husband:       A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with  eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission and climate  controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed,  which has a matching aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and  "Bubba" floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch and special wiring  hook-ups. DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio receiver, 23-channel  CB radio, six cup holders, a USB port, and four power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. It  has custom running boards and indirect wheel well lighting.

At this point the  husband started choking up.

Sergeant:     Don't worry buddy. We'll find your  truck.