Hello Everyone!
Well, this week we have some great specials pertaining to everything from Grilling items like Bone-in
Chicken Breasts, Bone-in Pork Chops and Fresh Ground Chuck Patties and, of course, our Brats of the Week:Beer Brats (our 3rd most popular brats), and Jamaican Brats (my favorite flavored brat). If you're looking for a delicious side-item, we have our Jacobs own Baked Beans which are always a treat! However, if you're looking to bake something in the oven, we have our Oven-ready Hamloaf (which is like a Meatloaf with Ham and Pork seasoned with Brown Sugar and Mustard MMM), our Boneless Chuck Roasts and also our Stuffed Pork Chops (always a hit!).
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over 5' tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.
Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission and climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, which has a matching aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and "Bubba" floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch and special wiring hook-ups. DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio receiver, 23-channel CB radio, six cup holders, a USB port, and four power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. It has custom running boards and indirect wheel well lighting.
At this point the husband started choking up.
Sergeant: Don't worry buddy. We'll find your truck.