Well, this week, as the humidity breaks, it will be easier to get outside and grill in the comfort of the
Zek and Jimmy went to a trucking company to apply for a "Team" truck driving job. The personnel manager decided, after talking to them both that they weren't the sharpest knives in the drawer. He decides to interview them separately. He first interviews Zek. After 15 minutes he completes the interview. Zek barely passes. Next he interviews Jimmy. He begins by asking the usual transportation related questions. Jimmy also barely passes.
The personnel manager next interview them together. He presents them with this potential problem: Now Zek and Jimmy, lets say that you two are a driving team. One of you is driving the rig and the other is asleep in the back. You are going down this very steep hill with sixty thousand pounds of steel on the truck. All of a sudden your breaks go out and your speed is increasing. What would be the first thing you'd do ?
About a minute passes and there was no answer. Then, all of a sudden Jimmy spoke up.
"I know, I know, I know the first thing I'd do". The personnel manager says "yes Jimmy, what is the first thing you'd do?" Jimmy says, "I'd wake Zek up." The personnel manager replies, "WHAT ! "Why would wake Zek up ?"
"Coos," says Jimmy, "He ain't never seen no big accident before!"