Specials 5/13-5/16/2015 or while supplies last!

Hello Everyone!

We have our most famous Sale Item on sale this week...Fresh, Extra Lean Ground Chuck!  We have that on
 special for the amazing price of $3.99lb...or if you buy 7.6# or more in 1 package, you get it for just $3.79lb!!  We also have our Smoked Braunschweiger on sale.  If you've never had it before, and are fed up with the "Mass-produced" stuff, you'll be pleasantly surprised at the Braunschweiger we make!  Along with the Ground Chuck and Braunschweiger, we have Porketta Roast (Boneless Pork Butt with Italian Porketta Seasonings on it), Potato Crusted Cod (Frozen at the peak of freshness), Jacobs-own Potato Sausage (similar to a hash, and great for Breakfast with Eggs), Door County Cherry Marinated Boneless & Skinless Chicken Breasts, and Sriracha & Onion Brats (HOT HOT HOT) on sale as well.  The last thing that I want to talk about, just because people either think it's a joke or typo...we have our Newest Brat...the Gummi Bear Brat this week for just $3.69lb! We start with an Original Pork Brat, and add Gummi Bears.  They're a great "Dessert Brat!"  I liken them to Gushers, the fruit snack that has a splash of fruit juice in the middle.

A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.
There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."
The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest.
"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."