Hello Everyone!
Well, Lent is wrapping up pretty soon here at Jacobs Meat Market (and everywhere too, I guess!). Well,
Lake Perch from Lake Erie has been hard to get because of the Ice on the lake. Well, they went out for the first time of the season early this week, and caught some nice-looking Perch! We just happen to have Fresh Lake Erie Lake Perch on sale this week for just $13.99lb. Whenever we have the Lake Perch on sale, people come back time and time again because of the quality of the fish. Also on sale this week, we have Fresh, All Natural Pork Tenderloin (without any solutions or hormones added!), Bone-in Jumbo Chicken Breasts and Grassfed Ground Beef. If you're going to get the grill out, we have our Beer Brats along with our Jalapeno-Cheddar Brats on sale for just $3.69lb this week.
Don't forget to order your Easter items including our Home-smoked Bone-in or Boneless Hams,
Leg-o-Lamb, Crown Roast of Pork, etc.
An old man went to the Doctor complaining that his wife could barely hear. The Doctor suggested a test to find out the extent of the problem. "Stand far behind her and ask her a question, and then slowly move up and see how far away you are when she first responds."
The old man excited to finally be working on a solution for the problem, runs home and sees his wife preparing supper. "Honey" the man asks standing around 20 feet away "What's for supper?" After receiving no response he tried it again 15 feet away, and again no response. Then again at 10 feet away and again no response. Finally he was 5 feet away "Honey what's for supper?" She replies "For the fourth time it’s lasagna!"