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A 60-year-old couple are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. During the celebration a fairy appears and says that, since they have been such a loving couple, she’ll give them each one wish. The wife wishes to travel around the world. The fairy waves her wand and poof! She has a handful of plane tickets. Next, it’s the husband’s turn. He pauses for a moment, then says, ‘I’d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me.’ So the fairy picks up her wand and poof! He’s 90.