Well, unfortunately, Summer is coming to an end by the sights of the schools opening and Labor Day on
Best of luck to all of the kids going back to school near and far and to all of the parents that have their kids going off to school for the first time!
Little Johnny turns his essay into the teacher, to which the teacher says, "Little Johnny, your essay titled "My Dog" is exactly the same as your sister's...did you copy her??"
To which he replied, "Nope, it's the same dog, duh!"
Nathan comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, 'What did you learn today?'
He replies, 'Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.'
A father who is very much concerned about his son's bad grades in math decides to register him at a catholic school. After his first term there, the son brings home his report card: He's getting "A"s in math. The father is, of course, pleased, but wants to know: "Why are your math grades suddenly so good?"
"You know", the son explains, "when I walked into the classroom the first day, and I saw that guy on the wall nailed to a plus sign, I knew one thing: This place means business!"