This week brings specials good for stocking up the freezer for those that either want to save money, or for
I'm also reaching out to customers because we have a full-time job opening in the meat department starting July 21st. So if you know of someone that would be a good fit here, please forward this to them and have them fill out an application.
A flight attendant for a major airline, watched one day as a passenger hopelessly overloaded with bags tried to stuff his belongings in the overhead bin of the plane. Finally, she informed him that he would have to check the oversized luggage.
"When I fly other airlines," he said irritably, "I never have this problem."
She smiled and said, "Sir, when you fly other airlines, I don't have this problem either."
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work for me?"
"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO, as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy..."