I hope everyone had a great Mother's Day!
This week brings specials great for specialty brats including Jamaican (dried Papaya, Pineapple, Mango and
A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?" One
child answered, "Mary."
The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A little kid
Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?"
The kid said, "Well, you know, they are always talking about Verge n' Mary.''
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother, Joel, were sitting
together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally,
his big sister had had enough.
"You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."
"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men
standing by the door?"