With Mother's Day on Sunday, we have some great specials that will make her smile! For instance, we haveBoneless Pork Chops, Bone-in Ribeyes and Ground Round for your/her grilling pleasure. Instead of going out for brunch, you can save money and make her breakfast in bed or have her over to your house for her favorite Breakfast Links (Chicken or Apple-Cinnamon). If you're looking for something to wrap up for her, we have our special knives from Rada Cutlery on sale at 10% OFF. We have a great selection of them, and, the best part is, that they're made in the USA...not China!
Son: “Mom, teacher was asking me today, if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school.”
Mom: “That’s nice of her to take such an interest in you. So what did she say when you told her that you’re the only child, my dear?”
Son: “She just said…“Thank goodness!”
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For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even produced a plastic-foldout photo album of all nine of the children.
She finally realized that she had dominated the entire conversation on her grandchildren.
"Oh, I've done all the talking, and I'm so sorry. I know you certainly have something to say. Please, tell me... what do you think of my grandchildren?"
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A small boy is sent to bed by his mother...
[Five minutes later]
"Mom..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
[Five minutes later]
"Mom..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a glass of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
[Five minutes later]
"Mommm..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a glass of water?"
A special Happy Mother's Day to all mothers out there! :)
