Happy Memorial Day Week! Memorial Day is on Monday, and a lot of people have a lot of plans for the
A retired guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box. He took the box home, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar with him.
So he asked the centipede,"Would you like to go to the bar with me today?" But there was no answer . This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again, "How about going to the bar with me and have a beer?"
But again, there was no answer. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time.
This time he put his face up against the centipede's box and shouted, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go
to the bar for a beer?"
This time, a tiny little voice came out of the box ,"I heard you the first time!I'm putting my shoes on!"