Specials good 1/2-1/5/2013 or while supplies last!

Hello Everyone, and Happy 2013!

Thank you for making 2012 such a successful year for us here at Jacobs!  We couldn't have done it without
 you, the customer!  I'd like to take this opportunity to wish you all the best in 2013 and beyond!
We have some great specials to kick your year off right!  We have our Natural Casing Wieners, Fresh, extra lean Ground Chuck and Bone-in Pork Chops to name a few!  You know, every year people make resolutions to eat better (healthier), and we have our famous Boneless and Skinless Chicken Breasts on sale this week for just $2.49lb.  That's a great value considering they're an All-Natural Chicken Breast that is so well trimmed you don't need to do anything to prepare it for cooking!  You're not paying for extra fat that is attached to most of the "packaged" stuff that is at the larger stores.  Also, it's FRESH, never frozen, so you can stock your freezer if you'd like!
On a side note, I'd like to let everyone know that we delivered a Healthy, Happy Baby Girl on December 27th.  Her name is Allie and both baby and mom (and dad) are doing really well!  Thanks for all the well-wishes!

I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you’re the new father of twins!"
The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company." The man then followed the woman to his wife’s room.
About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith’s wife has just had triplets.
Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company."
The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, "I think I need a breath of fresh air." The man continued, "I work for 7-UP."