Happy Birthday America!
What a great week of specials we have this (shortened) week! We have Sirloin Steaks, Fresh Ground
Chuck Patties, Original Pork Brats and Baby Back Ribs on sale. We put those items on special because that's what people are grilling these days...and there's a LOT of grilling going on...I mean, who would want to cook inside their house, when they can cook outside, and bring it in the cool house with the great flavors?
What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer day?
I'm bacon!
A Dutchman was explaining the red, white and blue Netherlands flag to an American.
"Our flag is symbolic of our taxes. We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bills, and blue after we pay them."
The American nodded. "It's the same in the USA only we see stars too!"