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Weekly Specials 5/2-5/5/2012

Hello Everyone!

I know it's not the nicest out there today, but the weather should break one of these days just enough for you to get your grill out and throw something great on there.  This week, I would suggest our top-selling steak, which just happens to be on sale, our USDA Choice Boneless Ribeye.  This week I took $3.00lb off just so everyone could afford to enjoy the best-tasting steak we have to offer.  We also have FRESH Ground Chuck Patties, Jalapeno-Cheddar Brats and Natural Boneless Pork Chops on sale as well.


I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
We are going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.
Broken pencils are pointless.