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Weekly Specials 4/25-4/28/2012

Hello Everyone!

This week we have a lot of our popular meats on sale.  I'll start with our Boneless Skinless Chicken Breasts and our Fresh Baby Back Ribs (which are both All-Natural).  They are both as wholesome as they used to be in the "Good old days".  A lot of people love how the Chicken Breasts taste...they're not just your run of the mill Chicken Breasts that taste like cardboard and are boring.  You can either stuff them, or marinade them or even just throw them on the grill or in a frying pan just the way they are...meaning they have great flavor "plain." Also on sale this week is our Ground Round.  Our Ground Round is more famous at New Year's time when people usually eat "raw" Cannibal Sandwiches.  I don't think I can legally say that you can eat this stuff raw, but I know of people that do all the time.  I wouldn't suggest doing it if you bought it from some other places, just because you never know when it was ground and never know what's in it.  At our store, it's ground once, twice, even sometimes three times per day to ensure freshness!


Farmer John once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his free range chickens were being run over, at a rate of three to six a week. 
So Farmer John called the local police station to complain, "You've got to do something about all these people driving so fast and killing all my chickens," he said to the local police officer.
"What do you want me to do?" asked the policeman. 
"I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!" 
So the next day the policeman had the Council erect a sign that said:
SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING 
Three days later Farmer John called the policeman and said, "You've still got to do something about these drivers. The ‘school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster!" 
So again, the policeman phoned the Council,and they put up a new sign: 
SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY 
That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and said, "Your signs are no good. Can I put up my own sign?" 
The policeman in order to get Farmer John off his back said, "Sure. Put up your own sign." 
The phone calls to the Police Station stopped, but curiosity got the better of the Officer, so he called Farmer John“How’s the problem with the speeding drivers. Did you put up your sign?" 
"Oh, I sure did,” replied Farmer John, ”and not one chicken has been killed since then. 
The policeman was really curious and thought he'd better go out and take a look at the sign. He also thought the sign might be something the Police could use elsewhere, to slow drivers down..
So he drove out to Farmer John's house. His jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign. 
'NUDIST COLONY'
'Slow down and watch out for chicks!'
Keep Smiling............AND HAVE A NICE DAY!