We'll Be Right Back!

Happy Sunday, Everyone!

We hope your New Year is off to a good start - whether that means tackling a fresh resolution, quietly abandoning one, or committing to "seeing how things go."

After a very full and festive holiday stretch, the Meat Market is taking a short break this week to recharge, reset, and remind ourselves what day it is. We’ll be closed all week, but we promise we’re not going far. Probably.

We’ll be right back... on Monday, January 12th, refreshed and ready to get back to it.

Until then, enjoy the lingering holiday snacks, the return of real schedules, and the ridiculous demands that January is already making. Of you. Not us. We're on vacation. <grin>

See you soon! And Happy New Year!




A group of old friends met at a resort for their annual vacation.

They had a long-standing tradition of sharing jokes with each other. They’d been doing this for so long that they just assigned numbers to the jokes to make them easier to tell.

Someone would shout out “24” or “13,” and everyone would laugh.

This went on for some time until someone yelled “52,” and they all laughed harder than ever. One of the newbies to the group - who was completely lost - asked why that joke was so funny.

“’Cause that was a new one!”