Hello Everyone!!
This week brings us to the Lenten Season. That means seafood time here at Jacobs Meat Market! This week we have some Fresh Norwegian Salmon, Frozen Walleye Fillets, Dry (no chemicals) Sea Scallops and Lake Michigan SMOKED CHUBS!!! We will be featuring at least 4 seafood items every week now thru Easter.
Along with those great seafood items, we also have USDA Choice Boneless Ribeyes, Lean & Meaty Pork Steaks, Bone-in Chicken Breasts and Jacobs own Braunschweiger also on sale thru Saturday!
A rabbi, a minister, and a priest were having a discussion about how they split the offering money between the church and God. The rabbi said, "I take a piece of string, make a circle on my desk with it, and throw up the offering plate. Whatever goes inside the circle goes to God, and whatever falls outside the circle goes to the church."
The minister said, "Well, that's not bad, but I have a better way. I put a string down the middle of my office, and stand next to it. I throw up the offering plate, and whatever goes on the right side of the string goes to God, and whatever goes on the left side goes to the church."
The priest nodded, then said, "Well, that sounds pretty good, but we have a foolproof way of splitting the offering. I stand in the middle of my office, throw up the offering plate, and yell, 'Keep what you want!'"
