Hello Everyone!
This week brings us some great specials including Chicken, Beef, Pork and Lunchmeats! For Chicken, we have our Roasting Chickens for just $2.69lb. They're great in the crockpot on a Sunday or even when you leave for work and having it ready when you get home! For Beef, we have delicious Sirloin Tip Roasts. We have a great Bone-in Pork Chop Special going thru Saturday: Regular-cut or Stuffed, and Thick-cut Grillers. Rounding out the specials are Pit Ham Lunchmeat, Jacobs own Ham Salad, Maple Syrup Breakfast Links, and Chicken Cordon Bleu Brats! Come on down and check them all out!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the follow morning.
Throughout the day, the prison guards were being very nice to him.
But when they asked him if he wanted something specific for his last meal, he didn't want anything special.
When they asked if there was something special he wanted to do, he said nothing.
Finally when he was put before the firing squad, the guard asked if he wanted a cigarette and a blindfold.
"No," the inmate said, "just get it over with."
"Well, is there anything that I can do for you before you go?" said the guard.
The inmate thought. "Actually," he said, "Music is my life. One thing I would really like, is to sing my favorite song, the whole thing, with no interruptions."
The guard nodded and told him to go ahead.
The inmate started, "One billion bottles of beer on the wall..."
