Hello Everyone!
This week bring us New Year specials. With everyone getting back on this health kick, we have some great lean protein specials including Boneless & Skinless Chicken Breasts and Fresh Ground Round. For those of you who don't want to eat out as much, we have a great deal on Chuck Roasts and Porketta Roasts (Great for when you want to put it in the slow cooker and have it done by the time you get home from work). If you want to pack a lunch, we do have our Pit Ham and Longhorn Colby Cheese and Ham Salad all on sale. If you're going to the game on Sunday night, you need to eat, so we have our famous Jacobs own Beer Brats on sale as well. Come on down and save some money on some great products!
Mr. Clark was overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
He said, "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least five pounds."
When Mr. Clark returned, he shocked the doctor by having dropped almost twenty pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor told him. "You did this just by following my instructions?"
The slimmed down Mr. Clark nodded. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean."
"No," replied Mr. Clark, "from skipping."
