Hello Everyone!
We have great things on special this week as you fall into Fall! We have Broccoli & Cheddar-Stuffed Chicken Breasts, Boneless Chuck Roasts, Jacobs own Mild Italian Sausage and Fresh Baby Backs at a GREAT price! We also have Hard & Genoa Salami, Turkey Breast Lunchmeat, and our Brats of the Week (Jacobs own Beer Can Chicken Brats and Jacobs own Beef Brats) on sale as well.
The crumbling, old church building needed remodeling, so the preacher made an impassioned appeal, looking directly at the richest may in town. At the end of the message, the rich man stood up and announced, "Pastor, I will contribute $1,000."
Just then, plaster fell from the ceiling and struck the rich man on the shoulder. He promptly stood again and shouted, "Pastor, I will increase my donation to $5,000."
Before he could sit back down, plaster fell on him again, and again he virtually screamed, "Pastor, I will double my last pledge."
He sat down, and an larger chunk of plaster fell hitting him on the head. He stood once more and hollered, "Pastor, I will give $20,000!"
This prompted a deacon to shout, "Hit him again, Lord! Hit him again!"