Hello Everyone!
Well, we're to the unofficial end of Summer...kids going back to school, Labor Day Weekend...I hope everyone is soaking it up and enjoying the weather and remembering this in January and February!
This week we have some great specials as always, to help you enjoy the weekend! We have some Italian Marinated Boneless & Skinless Chicken Breasts, Jacobs own Mettwurst (Plain or Garlic), Porketta Roasts, Sirloin Tip Roasts and Chicken Drumsticks all at great prices! Our Brats of the Week this week are: Jacobs own Buffalo-style Hot Chicken Brats and Jacobs own Beer & Curd Brats (A Jacobs favorite).
Whether you're going "Up North" or staying around here for the weekend, I Hope you have a relaxing weekend and can sit back and enjoy yourselves!
Good Luck to all the kiddos going back to school, and the parents who have young adults going off to college!
A man was driving home from work one evening when he suddenly realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't yet bought her a gift.
So, the man rushed off to the nearest toy store and asked the sales clerk, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"
The sales clerk replied in a condescending tone, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorce Barbie for $265.00."
The overwhelmed man asked, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 and all the others are only $19.95?"
"That's obvious!" said the sales clerk. "Divorce Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."
