Hello Everyone!
Well, we're in the dead of Summer and it's going to be another HOT week...OF SALES here at Jacobs Meat Market! We have Boneless & Skinless Chicken Breasts, Door County Cherry Marinated Chicken Breasts, Lean & Meaty Pork Steaks, Peppered, Jerky, Jacobs own Ham Salad and, of course, our Brats of the Week: Jacobs own Pork Brats or Jacobs own Bacon Brats all on sale! Along with those great items, we also have our Grassfed Ground Beef. This is from cattle that is raised in Colorado, and it has become very popular the last number of years. Just like the Ground Chuck, we grind it fresh every day...sometimes even multiple times per day if it sells well on that particular day.
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.
He goes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling.
"WHICH ONE OF YOU SIDEWINDERS STOLE MY HORSE?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered.
"ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHER BEER, AND IF MY HOSS AIN'T BACK OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINNISH, I'M GONNA DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS! AND I DON'T LIKE TO HAVE TO DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly. He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse is back! He saddles-up and starts to ride out of town. The bartender wanders out of the bar and asks, "Say partner, before you go...what happened in Texas?"
The cowboy turned back and said, "I dun had to WALK home."