Hello Everyone!
Another great week of great specials here at Jacobs Meat Market! We have our most popular sale item this week: Fresh, Extra Lean Ground Chuck! Our Ground Chuck is ground fresh multiple times daily to ensure the freshness of the meat. We usually go through about 3,000lbs of Ground Chuck when it's on sale. Also on sale this week is Jacobs own Braunschweiger, Frozen Wild Haddock Loins, Chicken Tenders, Boneless Country-style Pork Ribs and Hard or Genoa Salami. Our Brats of the week are Jacobs own Honey Dijon Chicken Brats and Jacobs own Jalapeno/Cheddar Brats.
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.
The first boy says, "My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, and they give him $50."
The second boy says, "That's nothing. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, and they give him $100."
The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!"
