This week we have some of my favorites on sale for the Memorial Day Weekend! We have Boneless Ribeyes at a great price, along with: Broccoli & Cheddar-stuffed Chicken Breasts, Mettwurst (Similar to Kielbasa), Jacobs own Buttery Prime Rib Beef Jerky, Jacobs own Beer & Curd Brats and Jamaican Brats (dehydrated Mango, Pineapple and Papaya and Jerk Seasoning). Other sale items include Boneless Pork Sale with Chops and Roasts & Precooked Meatballs, which are also very popular.
A minister dies and, resplendent in his clerical collar and colorful robes, waits in line at the Pearly Gates. Just ahead of him is a guy dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.
Saint Peter addresses this guy, “Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?”
The guy replies, “I’m Joe Green, taxi-driver, of Noo Yawk City.”
Saint Peter consults his list, smiles and says to the taxi-driver, “Take this silken robe and golden staff, and enter into the Kingdom.”
So the taxi-driver enters Heaven with his robe and staff, and the minister is next in line. Without being asked, he proclaims, “I am Michael O’Connor, head pastor of Saint Mary’s for the last forty-three years.”
Saint Peter consults his list and says, “Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven.”
“Just a minute,” says the preacher, “that man was a taxi-driver, and you issued him a silken robe and golden staff. But I get wood and cotton. How can this be?”
“Up here, we go by results,” says Saint Peter. “While you preached, people slept — while he drove, people prayed.”