Hello Everyone!
Happy St. Patrick's Week!! We have some great St. Patty's Day deals if you want to cook your own Corned Beef & Cabbage at home! We have Corned Beef Points, Flats and Whole. We also have Corned Beef Lunchmeat if you'd like to make your own Rueben and Jacobs own Corned Beef & Cabbage Brats if you prefer. :) Lastly, for our Jacobs own Products, we have Jacobs own Irish Bangers which are great either cooked like a brat or steamed and fried. We had them for our HOT Lunch on Tuesday and they were delicious! We are continuing our Lenten Specials this week with Tortilla Crusted Tilapia, Wild Haddock Loins, Wild Grouper and Jacobs own Sriracha Smoked Salmon!
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die."
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh yeah?" the man asked... "And where exactly were you when I got married?"
