Hello Everyone!
Well, it's the week that most of you have been waiting for: Ground Chuck Week! We have a great deal on our most popular sale item, and, quite possibly, most popular item in the whole store. It's ground fresh every single day, and most days multiple times per day! Along with the famous Ground Chuck, we also have Chicken Tenders, Pork Tenderloins, Cube Steaks, Jacobs own Ring Bologna, Jacobs own Breakfast Links, New Zeeland Lamb Shanks and Jacobs own Philly Cheese Brats.
It was Christmas Eve and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"What?!? That's no offense," said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," he replied.
