Hello Everyone!
This week we have some scary good deals! We have Smoked Pork Chops, Jacobs own Mild Italian Sausage, Fresh Pork Tenderloins, Jacobs own Ring Liver Sausage, Fresh Bacon Cheeseburgers and Bacon-wrapped London Broils all on sale along with our Brats of the Week, which are Jacobs own Bacon Cheeseburger Brats and Jacobs own Candy-corn FREE Pork Brats.
A man rushed into a bar and ordered a double martini. The man downed it with one swallow, put a five dollar bill on the bar, and turned and rushed out of the bar.
The bartender picked up the five dollar bill, and folded it carefully and tucked it in his vest pocket.
Just at that moment he looked up at the boss standing in the doorway staring at him.
Doing a bit of fast thinking he said, "Hi boss, did you see that fellow just now? Came in here, bought a double martini, gave me a five dollar tip, and rushed out without paying."
