Hello Everyone!
This week we continue to have great specials on great items here at Jacobs! We have our famous Fresh, Wild Gulf Shrimp for just $9.99lb, we have Fresh Frying Chickens (Whole and Cut-up), our famous Smoked Pork Chops (always a hit), Turkey Breast Lunchmeat and Baby Beef Liver. Great prices on all along with our Brats of the Week: Jacobs own Fresh Polish and Jacobs own Sauerkraut Brats.
A man put his car in reverse and accidentally drove it into a wall. He took it to his mechanic, who replaced the dented bumper.
A few days later, he actually did it again. "I'm so embarrassed," he moaned to his wife while he reached for the phone.
"Why not tell him it was me this time?" his wife suggested.
"I could," he said while dialing, "but that's what I told him last time."
