Hello Everyone!
We have a great week of specials this week including a Bone-in Pork Chop Special with Bone-in Chops, Stuffed Chops and Thick-cut Griller Chops. We also have Beef Brisket, Skinless Baby Back Ribs, Jacobs own Peppered Beef Jerky, Jacobs own Chicken Italian Sausage and Bone-in Country-style Pork Ribs on sale. Our Brats of the Week this week are: Jacobs own Philly Cheese Steak and Jacobs own Chicken Fajita Brats, both just $4.49lb.
Roger, the golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed like an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, and figuring the wind direction and speed. Generally, driving his partner, Harry, nuts.
Finally, exasperated, Harry yelled, "What's taking you SO long, Roger...go ahead and hit the darn ball!"
"My wife is watching up there from the clubhouse, and I want to make this the perfect shot," he replied.
Harry pondered this for a moment, and then belted out, "Forget it, Roger, you're NEVER going to be able to hit her from here."
