Hello Everyone!
We have some great specials again this week! From Jacobs own Natural Casing Wieners and Wisconsin Longhorn Colby and Garlic Parmesan Marinated Boneless & Skinless Chicken Breasts to Boneless Beef Short Ribs and Bacon-wrapped Beef Tenderloin Filets and, of course, Whole (or cut-up) Frying Chickens, we have you covered. Our Brats of the Week this week are: Jacobs own Taco Brats and Jacobs own Buffalo-style HOT Chicken Brats!
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any gators around here?!"
"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"
"Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.
About halfway there he asked the guy, "How'd you get rid of the gators?"
"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said.
"The sharks got 'em."
