Hello Everyone!
This week we have our most famous sale item on sale: Fresh, Extra Lean Ground Chuck! Come and get it before it sells out. Along with that great item, we also have: Jacobs own Mushroom & Swiss Brats, Jacobs own Chicken Italian and Lean & Meaty Pork Steaks on sale. If you're in the seafood market, we have great deals on: Fresh Faroe Island Salmon, Wild Canadian Halibut, Bay Shore Crab Bisque and our Jacobs-own Classic Smoked Salmon. Come on in and get these great deals before they're gone!
A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth.
"Oh, about $200 today," said the rancher. "But in six years it would have been worth $900. So $900 is what I'm out."
The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer.
"Here," he said, "is the check for $900. It's postdated six years from now."
